Mofo the rooster for mayor | Letter

Published 11:34 am Tuesday, June 19, 2012

We are halfway through our campaign for honorary Mayor of Eastsound and thought you might like to know a little about me. I’m a 6-year-old rooster who has lived on Orcas my whole life. I’m pretty simple and laid back. I would have to say I represent the “green” party. The greener the grass the better…more worms and bugs.

I always put my family’s needs above my own and would do the same for you. It really ruffles my feathers when someone or something threatens my family and I won’t back down. Because I have a birdbrain I can’t really distinguish friend from foe, so I apologize to all of you I have chased and tried kicking. Especially those I’ve actually got a piece of. Now you know how I got my name.

It doesn’t matter who you vote for – just vote, and vote a lot. This is an election that can be bought, literally. Every vote benefits our children.

Mofo (“More for the children”)

The rooster