Cat fight to the finish | Letter

Published 12:23 pm Tuesday, July 1, 2014

As the only feline in the Honorary Mayor of Eastsound race, I’ve faced some dogged criticism and downright gossip. I’d like to set the record straight on the following and reiterate why you should vote for me:

My age: Yes, I’m 17. But in cat lives that just means I have more wisdom than the other candidates.

My available lives: There’s talk around town that I’m over my nine-life limit. It’s true, but all the adversity has only made me stronger and more capable. I’m healthy and ready for office!

Alley cat lifestyle: Yes, I spend a lot of time hunting and roaming outdoors. This just means I better understand sustainability concepts. You won’t find me buying a lot of corporate-canned cat food! By golly, I understand the value of putting one’s own food on the table.

Family secrets: That’s silly; this cat’s been out of the bag for years!

I’m finicky: Hey! That’s a cat generalization and I resent that. I’m aloof; I’ll give you that.

I won’t impact change: There’s an old saying, “Dogs have owners; cats have staff.” If I win office, I’ll add jobs here on Orcas!

The election will conclude at 2 p.m. on July 5. The election is close and your vote(s) can make a difference.  With your help I can win a nose (or whisker).

Luna “the cat”

Orcas Island