Mr. Antiquus for mayor | Letter

Mr. Antiquus is the perfect representative due to being on the island longer than any other candidate. He congratulates Ms. April for her very successful first term, but notes that he stands hump and shoulders above her. Well-known as a moover and shaker, he is world famous for his scientific contributions.

Mr. Antiquus is the perfect representative due to being on the island longer than any other candidate. He congratulates Ms. April for her very successful first term, but notes that he stands hump and shoulders above her.  Well-known as a moover and shaker, he is world famous for his scientific contributions. Did you know that he was listed in the top ten scientific discoveries in the world in 2008?  Also he is lauded for the upscale Bison Bash he held on his old home range in 2011. He served the community during the Shakespeare Festival as “Bard of Beastsound.”  Mr. Antiquus can be seen hoofing it all over town, drumming up support for his candidacy. Local residents will recall his month-long standing at the Orcas Center, delighting everyone who came to visit. Like the Biblical Joseph with his coat of many colors, Mr. Antiquus is the best dressed candidate in the race.